Pssssst! I Have a Secret....

Shhhhhhh! Listen... I have a very important secret that I've been hiding for some time now. This is something no one knows. Even Jazzy hasn't discovered it, my friends at the dog park don't have a clue, and not even my foster mom (who likes to think she knows everything but really doesn't) is aware of it. So... I'm going to tell you. Here it is... ... Wait!.. Make sure you are sitting down. Make sure you are comfortable and not going to fall over or anything... Okay, I, Four-Leaf-Clover, am the FASTEST dog in the world!!!!

Yes, folks, it's true. 

I can run faster than any dog in the world. The reason I know this is true is because when I run through the house I move so quickly I slide into cupboards and knock over the big plastic tree near the couch. My foster mother says I'm spastic, but that's not true. The reason I have such uncontainable speed is because I'm the FASTEST dog in the world!!! And, when I'm in the back yard running around in circles, and then I gain such incredible momentum I end up falling into the pool, it's not because I'm clumsy... no... I'm the FASTEST dog in the world!!! Honestly.